05.30.08 Original Sin

05.30.08  Original Sin
(The lucid truth.)

Bill : Where did original sin come from?

Jane Doe :  “I don’t know.”

Bill : But you have a doctorate?   ; )

Granddaughter : I’ll play. GrandPa, where did original sin come from?

GrandPa :  Heaven. There was a war between “God” and a critter named Lucifer. Lucifer lost and  was cast out of heaven. If “God” had cast lucifer onto the planet Saturn instead of earth, and Adam and Eve had been real folk instead of simply additional critters of fiction, they would still be alive today because “Satan” ( “God” gave lucifer a new name, too) would not have been able to tempt Eve and she would not have tempted Adam and there would have been no original sin. Without original sin, they would have lived forever because the jews used original sin to help explain why people grow old and die.  (It’s Eve’s fault”  The Torah)

Gaia’s fool,
Mr. “FTGDB”

(For the people of Transylvania  FTGDB  means fu*k the G*d da*ned bi*le,  My new name!  The petition was with my books, and will be entered into evidence as exhibit three.)

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