Archive for February, 2008

02.22.08 “Knock, Knock” - Ha Ha

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

02.22.08  “Knock, Knock” - Ha Ha

Knock, Knock!

Emperor Norrton II* :  Who is it?

gnofleas :  ‘tis  gnofleas, my liege, with a bit of interesting news.

Norrton II :  Do tell us what has brought such a smile to your winsome demeanor.

gnofleas :  This morning’s breakfast was attended by sir trippedalot. He’s had another vision.

Norrton  : Well go on, do not leave us in suspense.

gnofleas :  He says that when the bible is removed from America’s court system the Liberty Bell shall be healed of it’s infirmity.

(Norton I , Emperor of the United States)

gaia’s fool,

gnofleas

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02.22.08 A Logical Incongruity

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

02.22.08  A Logical Incongruity
(Sponsored by the Southern Baptist Association*)

Granddaughter :  GrandPa, how do we penetrate their veil of ignorance?

GrandPa :  Truth. Adam and Eve were critters of fiction. To say they were real is a contradiction.

Contradiction : 2 a : a proposition, statement or phrase that asserts or implies both the truth and falsity of something  b : a statement or phrase whose parts contradict each other
(3 a : a logical incongruity  b : a situation* in which inherent factors, actions, or propositions are inconsistent or contrary to one another.)

“We the people” evolved just like every other life form on the planet to date.. To say that God created Adam and Eve, by using clay or especially a ‘ribbone, is a false truism or a ‘fertile fallacy.’ In North Carolina we don’t call it “bull” we call it ‘bull shit!’  (But ‘bush shit’ has become an acceptable synonym.)

Why Darwin Matters, by Michael Shermer, Paperback, Reprint, author may have been a former baptist

Gaia’s fool,
gnofleas

Jesus did not have to die. Who else calls this truth a lie?  The body of christ? If God is love, somebody did not speak truth.
“Inerrancy” is a lie.
Listening to Silent Storm Hot , by  Nor Elle (8:12) courtesy of Starstreams.com

02.21.08 Birds, Bees and DDT

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

02.21.08 Birds, Bees and DDT

Let’s begin with expansion. Let the birds and the bees become creation, et al. What do you suppose represents DDT? ( known to many as a pesticide that created environmental havoc and perhaps still does in third world countries where back door deals bring another ‘agent orange’ into their world of shadows. )

DDT isss Speech that’s not Free. Censorship in the name of national security, is rubbish. Rubbish has become manna for many serving in America’s judiciary, Pentagon, and houses of Congress. Oaths sworn on unholy books of fiction deprive our stewards of free speech when it’s needed. How’s about an act of Congress to undo all that hokum? Would the President veto it? Would the GOP cry foul? American business, which has expanded to become a global consortium, has an environmental footprint that must be recognized as detrimental to earth’s future. Clamping down on truth about overpopulation, resource shortages and spiritual ignorance being used as weapons of manipulation by P-5 can no longer be tolerated. Shall I say “fuck the brass for becoming Babylon’s ass?”

Without dialogue things will only get worse. I do not need structured anonymity. Any part of the American system that is clamped, in the name of security, is detrimental to the spirit of America. Think of it as an eagle born without wings. Free speech is what it is. You cannot restrict word usage with a taser and call it America. Those that desire “bible land’ live in a damn delusion, creating Phil’s Land Of Confusion. It’s time for the judiciary’s majority, the conservatives, to do one of two things. Grow some gnarly balls for Uncle Sam or resign. We don’t need christ clones on the bench. Look at what it did to the oval office. He’s a goddamned liar. Time for him to fear the ‘parchment.’

Bill of Wrongs by Molly Ivins and Lou Dubose

Gaia’s fool,

elford

Ps. Norrton says “Let my ‘bitch slap club’ go!”
Seriously, nothing I’ve written can fall out of the category of catharsis. Denying it the right to benefit others is a violation of free speech. If it rubs you the wrong way get over it. Remember our motto? “In God We Trust?” Those who ‘trust’ are not fear mongers or naïve. Embrace the wind. You folk sowed it. If Exxon, et al. wants to sue, shouldn’t they be given the freedom to? Slander, etc. etc. etc. Don’t want the children to have access? Why? You prefer to spoon feed them fiction from a flat earth society that fears Gawd?

The administration need not fear God. Love’s got nothing to do with what happens tomorrow. You reap what you sow, don’t blame it on “God!”

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02.20.08 Spirits

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

02.20.08  Spirits

Granddaughter :  GrandPa, is there a difference between the spirit of “God” and the spirit of ‘judaism?’

GrandPa : From whose perspective?

Granddaughter :  Let’s try the perspective of truth.

GrandPa : Well, as we ‘know’ it now, for many the jury is still out so far as the existence of “God” is concerned.  The spirit of judaism on the other hand leaves nothing to the imagination.  When you include it’s offspring, the bastard orthodoxies of christianity and islam, each having ‘heavenly respect’ for adam and eve and a ‘fallen’ snake that climbs trees, we digress into a puddle of nonsense.

Granddaughter :  Why is it a puddle of nonsense?

GrandPa : Well, God is omnipotent love, able to do all things until the day of judgment. Then God decides not to be omnipotent love, becomes judgmental and cast many into the flames of hell’s fires.  Then  sits back down to hear a chorus of “Amazing grace.”

Granddaughter :  GrandPa, you mock the faith that many take quite seriously.

GrandPa : No dear, I mock the ignorance they believe in quite deliriously.  Do you really think the spirit of “God” requires someone to be thrown into a volcano?

We row, row, row our hope
gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
’til the GOP get creamed.

Gaia’s bitch slap club,

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The kiss of the sun for pardon

The song of the birds for mirth

One is nearer to God’s heart in the garden

Than anywhere else on earth

 

Dorothy Gurney

 

02.19.08 Melissa Etheridge Lyrics

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

MELISSA ETHERIDGE LYRICS

“Imagine That”

(track 15)

 

A mother was grieving her loss
Her soldier the ultimate cost
She went to the man
Who’s been told that he’s a king
Waited outside of his compound
To ask him a few things
She said
“For what noble cause did my son have to die
Where are their weapons
Why did you have to lie”
Imagine that

A lieutenant in the army
In his heart and his soul he believes
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
Now he’s standing on trial
For he will not behave as they wish
He said
“I believe the constitution
To defend it and uphold
I will not fight your war for profit
No sir I will not go”
Imagine that

A scientist and his machine
The smallest of life he has seen
Inside matter inside atoms
As far as you can go
He saw the strings of life that vibrate
With the universal flow
He said
“I have seen the spirit
And all its creation
It’s in each and every thought
And all our intentions”
Imagine that

[ [ www.azlyrics.com ]

 

The Awakening

“What Happens Tomorrow”

track 16

I believe if I look hard enough
I will see
That there can be enough
I believe I can think clear enough
To conceive
A place where there’s enough

If not now, when
If not today then
What about tomorrow
What happens tomorrow

I believe a woman can work hard and succeed
And we could be content
To believe that she could be in charge
Of the free
And be the president

If not now, when
If not today then
What happens tomorrow
What happens tomorrow

If you become the change
You want to see you change
What happens tomorrow
What happens tomorrow

I believe that we are waking up from the spell
That those that profit from the fear
Cast so well
And good people of the earth now can tell
There is no us and them

If not now, when
If not today then
What happens tomorrow
What happens tomorrow

All is love
All is choice
Everyone and every voice
All of life that you see
All are possibilities
As above so below
To wed the sense into the soul
This is truth I believe
I believe I believe

Truth is of the people
By the people
For the people

[ www.azlyrics.com ]

Amazon.com: The Awakening : Music: Melissa Etheridge

Amazon.com: The Awakening : Music: Melissa Etheridge

Amazon.com: The Awakening : Music: Melissa Etheridge

02.18.08 To Ann “faggothater’ Coulter

Monday, February 18th, 2008

02.18.08 To Ann “faggothater’ Coulter

Dear Ann,
I consider it a privilege to write to one of the most ‘godless’ people living in the U.S. of A to say “good morning, how the hell are you?” Sorry, we have not been formerly introduced. My name is elford, though I have several aliases always trying to rear their views at Pandorr‘s Triangle. In case you’ve missed it, that includes the ravings of Gaia’s fool on three blogs,  eyeofpeace.org, stonesareforidiots.org. and singularitylove.org.  BSLK, SE.

(My reason for writing)
Have you heard about the latest exploits from the ‘raintree kid’ from WNC’s Transylvania county? That ’silly fuck’ thinks he’s going to remove the bible from every courtroom and federal building in America and he’s giving you the praise!  He says that ‘christ’ clones like you and ‘papa bear’ are making America sick and he aims to be a balm to the nation by lancing the boil that festers with the religious ignorance many Americans believe to be ‘the word of Gawd.’  Ann, did you know that “God” is not a misogynist?  Do you care? The fact that your still trying to play ball with the GOP tells me you are just as superficial as the rest of mammon’s whores.

Don’t you want to be real? Hell, you can even be an American if you want, we’ll forgive you. Bible land is for children who’ve never learned to eat meat, or live in the real world. Would you like to learn to eat meat?  Sir Trippedalot says he would welcome an opportunity to bring you up to speed and meet your need. He says he can “feel your pain!” Let me know if he can help as he also does ‘booty calls!’  (He’s not proud and often says it has something to do with his swine genes.)

Affectionately yours,
……………………..worrmtongue gnofleas norrton

(for John, et al.)

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02.17.08 Identities Proof

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

02.17.08 Identities Proof

1 + 1 + 1 = 1

a human being + a human being + a human being = human beings
aka ‘united we stand’

a jew + a christian + a muslim = chaos ( new age, bastard orthodoxy)
aka ‘divided we fall’

This is why Dorothy’s contribution hit’s the bull’s eye.

The kiss of the sun for pardon
The song of the birds for mirth
One is nearer to God’s heart in the garden
Than anywhere else on earth

1858 - 1952

.

Can you see now  Why Darwin Matters? It’s as close as I can get to a nutshell.  Transcending the ignorance of Genesis is just one of many steps.

Psi ops has a limp dick. Do they know why?
Is something anemic when it ought not be?
To be or not to be is not a question.

gnofleas

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02.16.08 Truisms That Ain’t

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

02.16.08  Truisms That Ain’t

Truism : an undoubted or self evident truth, esp. one too obvious or trifling to mention.
(WNCD)

It’s an interesting word. I’m thinking the expression “you cannot walk on water”  is a genuine truism, and John 3:16 the exact opposite, a verse everyone assumes to be true when it’s not.  Think about it. Why would “God” need a volcano and a virgin born son?  Symbolism?  The imaginary story about Eve being the guilty instigator who taints all women, making virginity an important theological issue?

Comedian Ron White’s got another, “You can’t fix stupid!” I’m hoping that Ron is wrong too, otherwise “God” will never be able to bless America.

The ‘doctrine of inerrancy’ tries to turn everything into truisms. Genesis is the cornerstone for monotheistic ignorance, (chickenshit)  “and that’s the truth.”

gnofleas

02.15.08 Transylvania’s ACC

Friday, February 15th, 2008

02.15.08  Transylvania’s ACC

As the founding member the TACC, I consider it an obligation to bring definition and clarity to bear on those 3 initials, which are  not to be confused with the  Atlantic Coast Conference.   Flexibility allows for  other combinations, but essentially the three letters are meant to convey either the ‘Anti Christ Club’ or the ‘Anti Christ Collective.’ (A third might be ‘Anti Christ Cupids.’)   My own personal preference is biased by my affection for the work of Gene Rodenberry (Welcome to Roddenberry.com)  and his unique use of science fiction. It  included “STARTREK ” and the “Borg ” (collective) .  If it should ever get to the legal need for someone to change the use of these three letters, I expect it will be the  Atlantic Coast Conference (as the need for social redemption trumps ‘Bball.’).

Avenues of social redemption, enabled by  those things which are socially redemptive, vary from everyone’s own personal perspectives. I choose at this time a view which allows my identity as an American to counter the ignorance that is ‘christ jesus,’ hence the name ACC. At this point there is only one prerequisite for membership. Intellectual honesty. As an American, I am free to ‘pollinate’ those who may be in need of a better view.  I do not take the opportunity to influence others as lightly as some may think. I do not believe my blog is detrimental to a genuinely American society. In fact, my own catharsis is dependent on helping bring definition to that society.  May I revert again to my preference for minimalism and close with another modified stanza for my neighbors who think local town meetings require the ‘name of Jesus’ and prayer openings to escape ‘the wrath of God?’

Books don’t ‘demand’ in Eden,
no I’s to dot, no fleas.
Paradise is freedom from
religious tyranny.

Tyranny comes in many flavors. Thomas (Jefferson) didn’t tolerate it and I choose not to either.

elford, founding member of Transylvania’s Anti Christ Collective.  (All you really need is a hatred for folk who throw other folk into volcanoes or nail them to crosses and say “God did it!”)

Remember children, ACC does not mean Bball. It means freedom from religious ignorance that often fondles tyranny.

02.15.08 Aberrant Vibes

Friday, February 15th, 2008

02.15.08  Aberrant Vibes

Granddaughter : GrandPa, why do muslims believe in “satan?”

GrandPa :  To put it simply, it’s collateral damage from spiritual ignorance (accepted as truth) generated by judaism’s 1 and 2.0

Granddaughter : What about the ‘body of christ?’

GrandPa : “ditto.”

Granddaughter :  What happens when the doctrine of evil, personified as the devil, is rent asunder?

GrandPa :  Peace

Is there a ‘Moral’ from the dialogue?

“Don’t be a bastard jew!”   the bitch slap club.

gnofleas, et al.
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