01.24.08 “Mahvelous”
01.24.08 “Mahvelous”
(“We Believe Some Things, part iii, ..01.25.08)
Focus founder VJ Dobson has announced that two kindred spirits Senators, one from Oklahoma (Inhofe “Global warming is a hoax.”) and the other from Kansas, (Brokeback, et al.) have announced they will cosponsor legislation enabling the practice of masturbation to be punishable as a capital offense. It is the natural flow of a primitive logic that demands the fetus and all it’s contributors be brought under the Constitutional protection of Uncle Sam’s ‘life and liberty and justice for all.’ (What’s that? Hiccups can cause miscarriage? Amend the legislation to ban hiccups, punishable by death. “Death to the infidels!” ‘VJ’ Dobson )
Granddaughter : But what about wets dreams? GrandPa, I’ve heard that ejaculation can happen while sleeping. Will they be guilty of ‘doing’ what nature says must happen naturally if normal sexual activity is hindered?
GrandPa : It’s a slippery slope dear.Perhaps allowing them to remove their testicles at birth instead of the foreskin, would solve our global dementia . Perhaps we should demand it.