Archive for January, 2008

01.31.08 “… Let there be light!”

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

01.31.08 “… Let there be light!”

Baggage

I have no voice for Adam and Eve.
Africa was our mother.
You church folk need to quit hassling Steve.
“He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.”

bilbo

 

 

America needs more Patriots.
Patriots who stand for a Constitution that includes freedom for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. They do not serve in illegal wars made to appear otherwise by Pentagon subterfuge.  Fuck their flagship peons at Fox News. America has no need for pseudo christian/bastard jews

 

01.31.08 Heroin, Part II

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

01.31.08 Heroin, Part II

Granddaughter : Yesterday, you said that heroin should only be used as a medical need. What are some of those needs?
GrandPa : Well, we’ve already covered sinus pressure. There’s collateral damage from cluster ‘bombs” (i’m being polite) compound fractures, hangnails, indigestion and my personal favorite, the loss of foreskin, if you should live some where other than “New York City!”
Granddaughter : What the hell does circumcision have to do with NYC (et al.)?
GrandPa : It’s the home of 9.11 and mankind learning that ignorance has a price. It’s a little more complicated than the simplicity projected by the GOP’s Klan based constituency. The Klan created a beast and then claims bestiality is a sin! If they had known that an automobile (or use of fossil fuels) could be like locusts and fire ants devouring the planet with global warming would they have been so intent in turning Detroit into a gluttonous superpower? Thanks to Ford’s bright idea, we may soon have fire ants at both poles. There will still be poles, but with different species. (“Polar Bears are a luxury mankind doesn’t need. Just because they begin life at conception, by becoming a fetus and are later born ‘with breath’ into the once cold artic circle is no reason to consider their dilemma worthy of our attention. We are called to be stewards of humans fetuses. We discriminate because we are created in the ‘very image of God’ by the very hands of ‘God.’ ” The cluless Dr. James, VJ Dobson, from ‘focused on religious ignorance and whips’ for obedient tradition he prefers to coin as tough love!) (That was fun! Let’s do it again. lol)
Granddaughter : “Loss of foreskin some where other than NYC,” why would you phrase it that way?
GrandPa : That little nugget that I found reading Christopher’s God Is Not Great : How Religion Poisons Everything … under the sun. The practice of a rabbi sucking the wound caused from the removal of the foreskin, by placing said penis into his mouth (Rabbi’s are always men, “Adam came first, it’s godly or God’s will!”) and inhaling without breath, is legal in NYC. While many baptist ministers might frown on this apparent lapse into ‘reprobate behavior’ it’s really okay because the Jews were chosen and must be overlooked for some their idiosyncrasies. Amen?

Haven’t even had my coffee yet! When you write like I do, day after day, you have to try and make it funny, lest you slip into depression and say ‘woe is me.’ There’s not a damn thing wrong with me. It’s them! It’s their god damned ’shadows from tall steeples.’ Pandorr’s Triangle doesn’t cast a shadow. It’s virtual and out side the boundaries of three dimensional space. “Zoom, zoom, zoom.” Hi Peter, it’s Bill again. I suppose i’m in another one of those manic stages! I didn’t take latin because I didn’t want to have to conjugate verbs in public. I see your name is also Seamus. That’s very close to semen. If I ever have a grandson, and I’ll not be disappointed if I do not, I shall endeavor to “demand” his middle name be “Seamus” though I know he will never be like you.

to be continued,

Gaia’s fool,

elford

Ps. Can having your penis sucked at birth cause you to be gay? What about the circumcision of a young adult male entering puberty? If he gets an erection during the “ceremony” is it “God’s will” ? I’d love to hear the Pope answer that one! lol

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01.31.08 The Slog Continues

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

01.31.08  The Slog Continues

Granddaughter : GrandPa, what do you call a christian  who would rather throw stones instead of turn the other cheek.
GrandPa :  Are you having a memory lapse, we’ve been here before.
Granddaughter : Remember, we are trying to undo years of programming.
GrandPa : Okay, if I must. A bastard jew.
Granddaughter : Can a human being be a christian without being a bastard jew?
GrandPa : No. All christians are christians because they have swallowed the doctrine of atonement, born from Judaism’s deliberate illusion that blood makes a real difference. It didn’t then and it doesn’t now as far as “God” is concerned.  But if someone is carefully coached with tradition they can come to believe something has relevance when in reality it is just a psychological  placebo that enables ‘faith’ to exercise it’s self as catharsis. Bethel A and Bethel B can both pretend to be baptist or whatever, but in reality their just lukewarm, leftover products of judaism with a scapesavior instead of a scapegoat .  Some folk believe there’s a world of difference between the two. (If the scapesavior rose from the dead, why didn’t  the scapegoat? ) How many of you believe that God would answer your prayers if you threw someone into a volcano for the sins of the village? Would America’s body of christ call that pagan nonsense? Nailing any man or woman to a cross is the same as throwing him or her into a volcano.  “God did not answer our prayer. She lied. Bring another.” On and on and on it goes with trial and error building doctrine with superstitious nonsense.  It does enable a ‘new’ identity to form, but it’s an identity that has nothing to do with “God” and everything to do with their hope for blessing because of  their obedience to tradition. Christians think orthodox jews are the weaker brother and orthodox jews know that christians are fools who can’t think their way out of a wet paper bag. The fact that christians believe it’s all true just proves the ruse is real. No truth required, just faith. Not enough to walk on water or turn the other cheek, just enough to pretend you know God and have the right to tell others what they should and should not do because you read it in a book. (?) The righteous indignation born from ‘superior’ religious tradition begets arrogance that has no desire to appear as meek. Look at Israel today. It’s the same as it ever was. Proud, haughty, presumptuous and defiant. Sounds just like America’s view of international law. I wonder where that came from? A superior view that ‘God’s word’ transcends  man’s collective reason?  How can the bible transcend reason when it’s cornerstone is founded on make believe that seeks dominion over  logic and reason,  evolution’s gift to many sentient species?

Israel has never been holy. George W. Bush is not alone in his delirious delusion. Thanks to the work of AIPAC, et al., far too many share his fated confusion.  Israel will leave the West Bank. If Bush wants to be remembered as something other than the worst President America will ever have, he’ll help them pack their bags.  Otherwise, the situation only gets worse. America’s duplicity and complicity will end.  In one real sense, America was once a superpower. Now it’s an indebted nation trying to swim with a ball and chain, courtesy of christ jesus, zionism, and atonement 2.0.

You cannot do all things in christ jesus when christ jesus is hokum. Ignorance is not bliss, it’s deadly. The ice caps are melting. The GOP lied. They are as unchanging as the ignorance they cling to.  Welcome to ‘the tribulation’ created by their allegiance to the aberration they call ‘inerrant’ truth. They do not honor their oath to the Constitution, they despise it . It’s time for change and it ain’t Roe V Wade.

01.30.08 Recreational letter writing

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

01.30.08 Recreational letter writing

Just finished watching last night’s episodes of the Daily Show and Colbert Report. Their dialogue reminded me of some unfinished business.

Dear Stephen,

It’s been a while since the GOP primary in your home state. I know you haven’t the time to read the nonsense that I post daily at Pandorr’s triangle, but I want you to know that I tried to help Mike win. I was sure that reverse psychology* would work on those who might have the good fortune to discover ‘my two cents’ blog on what really matters in today’s world. Politics matter! If we don’t get this right I’m not sure America can stand two Presidents in a row as mad as hatters. (McCain promises that “There will be more wars!” ) Don’t they realize the long term damage it does to those who actually serve in the field and then get ignored when they return, traumatized, all because the military industrial complex wanted to beef up it’s bottom line. (“Sorry folks, but it’s the cost of freedom.” the GOP ) ( I would agree. It is the cost of freedom when there’s no diplomacy. Which begs the question, if our leadership refuses to use dialogue or policy that is not free from extortion, is America, America or a bastard clone, a puppet of judaic imperialism?) All those who died in Viet Nam died in vain, and if we don’t get that damn bible out of the courtroom, ‘lickity split,’ more will do so in Iraq. Using the life blood of those who serve their country with military service, without any desire for diplomatic solutions, seems to be the new status quo. (Neocon preemptive strike doctrine.) While there is nothing really new under that sun, they make it appear necessary. It’s not.

Back to the post. I wrote* about the usual stuff and closed with a plea that asked the SC voters not to vote for Mike because I simply could not stand the thought of you being Vice President. I think I even said please, but to no avail. Having Rich Flair and Chuck Norris pimping their fame for the “Huck” didn’t get the job done either. SC must really hate people who pretend to be wrestlers, Texas Rangers, or christians. Who knew? Well, I do now. Let it be known to all that reverse psychology doesn’t work on the SC GOP, ‘they just don’t act right!’ Where was ‘the Lord Jesus?’ (Probably out partying with the tax collectors and other folk the GOP can’t stomach.) Sure hope he shows up on super Tuesday. Primitive fundamentalism needs all the help his ‘placebo magic’ can bring to bear.  America needs someone who really knows what Jesus was about. Gomer Wardick fooled everyone who failed to pay attention to Molly’s insight. : (

It was good to see Jon visit the set and air the video from earlier shows and I know I speak for all of your faithful viewers when I say I’m glad the two of you were able to get through the morass that is probably the result of another Pentagon plot, a deliberate attempt to subdue real insight from America’s gifted staffs of writers and their biting criticism of our political system during it’s time of need. ; )

I look forward to the show and an end to the strike, too. We don’t need to overwork your genius. We need it for the home stretch!

With warmest regards,
Orrichochet.

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01.30.08 Fetus Envy

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

01.30.08    Fetus Envy

Granddaughter :  GrandPa, what happens when there are too many fetuses* living on the planet, especially when more than half of those voting* in America think that Jesus is lord and that Adam and Eve once spoke with a snake in a tree?
GrandPa : That’s an excellent question dearest and it just happens to be the subject of the book I am reading by the president of the Earth Policy Institute, Lester R. Brown.  It’s title, Plan B 3.0, Mobilizing To Save Civilization goes to the heart of the ignorance caused by listening to the christian right’s rabid ignorance about God and morality.  I strongly encourage you, every one of your friends and their friends to find a copy and be spellbound by the ignorance that resides in the GOP aka  the KKK or Republican Party. Books from the Earth Policy Institute - Plan B 3.0: Mobilizing to Save Civilization

The planet is already overpopulated folks. As I see the picture now, one of two or three things can happen. If we halved the population right now we would probably still be in serious trouble. Birthing more babies to be servants of the lord jesus christ, et al.,  is going to get everybody killed, either by starvation, temperature extremes, war or weather. Throw in a couple of earthquakes, damaged nuclear reactors and we really have a recipe for global disaster. That’s why it’s called a tribulation. Spiritual ignorance is rampant and impedes the proper logic required to make serious change work for the children of our children’s children.  The church and the Pentagon say ‘fuck birth control’ and I’m not real sure it even originated from the papal office, as racism existed long before Peter pretended to know God.

Dobson’s ignorance has become an epidemic. It must be countered and since those who are older are stuck in their ignorance, it is up to those born after the baby boom to help us set it right. We either go into the minds of the true believer’s that are not and change their minds, or structure new minds to replace the dying ignorance that dwells in the mostly elderly and always ignorant , body of christ.

Adam and Eve were never real. Voting ‘American’ helps seal their deal. They’ve been dealing ignorance from day one and the christian democrats are also going to have to step up and renounce their obedience to constitutional ignorance by serving their illusionary lord, judaism. When you folk here Gomer Wardick say ‘holy land ‘you must remember it was born from unholy bullshit.

That’s the plain truth.

Dobson is a god damned liar. Deifying the human fetus or embryo is as ‘bright’ as electing him president, or his kindred clones,  running in spades (without any. Lol).
McCain is as much of an ass as Gomer Wardick. Don’t you folk want change?

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01.30.08 Heroin

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

01.30.08  Heroin

Granddaughter :  GrandPa,   I seem to remember a statistic that said 96 % of all opium production came from Afghanistan while occupied by predominantly U.S. servicemen and women.  With all that force protection, (eyes in the sky watching poppies cry,)  how does the heroin leave the country?
GrandPa :  The CIA.
Granddaughter :  The CIA? Surely you jest. Why would the CIA be involved with drug smuggling?
GrandPa :  Former President George H. W. Bush,* Gomer’s** daddy, with the help of Secord and Ollie, learned that cocaine was an excellent way to fund activities that Congress  said ‘no’ to. With  use of the CIA’s ‘pitch black mode’ they can funnel millions into stealth options that create havoc for the ‘us and them’ paradigm, completely free of all congressional oversight, if so chosen. (** Gomer Wardick, G.W.)

Because the cocaine part is true,* it defies my ability to believe the above conjecture is not.

On a side note, in the same vein, the president wants to pass an economic stimulus package to the tune of 150 billion dollars, while providing no way to pay for it other than deficit financing. I have a suggestion that can do the same thing and not cost anyone a dime.

Legalize marijuana. Even without taxation it will go along way toward solving America’s gluttonous need, courtesy of religious moralism,  to be control freaks of civil liberties.

I am not an advocate of heroin use for anything other than medical, but the point I am trying to make is that if christians are ‘free’ to get their daily fix of scriptural ignorance, why shouldn’t the rest of us be able to choose what helps us make it ‘through the night?’ John said it was ‘alright’ and he was one of the saner influences in my life!  If I didn’t know better, I’d think someone was trying to establish a religion. Not with democracy. Does ‘America’ need a helping hand defining the difference between democracy and theocracy? If God prefers democracy, where will the helping hand come from? Christian zionists trapped in the illiteracy of the old and new testament?  Not likely.

Gaia’s fool,
elford

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Does this suffice in showing folk I have no political ambition?  I’ve already stated I’m here to be a bane to the religious right and my aim is excellent. “Bye, bye miss American pie, drove my chevy to the levy until” global warming caused the levy to dry.  Those good old boys, turned corn into petro,  ‘whiskey and rye,’ and let the poverty stricken third world, suffer and die.

01.29.08 ““Parallax, you dig?””

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

01.29.08 “Parallax, ya dig?”

Granddaughter : GrandPa, what do the majority of christians serving in Congress, the judiciary and elsewhere have in common with Islamic extremists? (the granddaughter’s American.)
GrandPa : Many believe they are the ‘true believers’ and that the other side serves Satan.
Granddaughter : Why make that an issue of contention?
GrandPa : Satan is not real and was born of fiction. Neither side qualifies as true believers when ‘their inerrant truth’ is spawned from fable.

Christianity is just as primitive and pagan as many christians think islam is! When Congress cleans up it’s own ignorance, removes the log from it’s ‘own eyes,’ it will free Palestine and piss on the wailing wall.

“We believe the devil is real.” The bastard jew club, et al.

elford, channeling “Calvin
Ps.  I would like to take a moment and plug Free Speech TV. Free speech allows me to say, emphatically,  that I am not anti semitic. Free speech allows me to say that I do detest ignorance and especially detest those who claim to know God and call Israel ‘holy!’ (Am I “smarter than a Texback?”  Is the “Texback”  a christian? )

Free Speech  TV helps me to make some sense of what is really going on in America, behind the smoke and mirror subterfuge of deliberate, political deceit. If you offered me a billion dollars to say something good about G.W. Bush I would not hesitate to turn it down and live with intellectual honesty. If your seeking truth, then watch Free Speech TV.  If you don’t have access to their labors, find the Dish Network and hook up to the real world. Bible land isn’t.

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01.29.08 No Child Left Behind?

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

01.29.08 No Child Left Behind?

Darwinism is not a lie.
Jesus did not have to die.
Whose the author of this deceit?
Who claims “inerrancy” is meat?

Genesis is a fable
to help ‘the children’ believe
that they are watched,
by a creator
who hates sin and cursed Eve.

Bullshit is a poor substitute for truth.

There is no devil or need for atonement.

Granddaughter : GrandPa, how do we bring those caught in Judaism’s ‘christ jesus’ back into the real world?
GrandPa : With ‘intellect that transcends thought.’

The kiss of the sun for pardon
The song of the birds for mirth
One is nearer to God’s heart in the garden
Than anywhere else on earth

Dorothy Gurney
1858 - 1952

 

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Gaia’s fool,

 

elford

 

Ps.
Dear Samuel,
I cannot imagine any American not being filled with disgust after hearing what you have been through. You did the right thing and I for one hope that November will bring the change that can offset the unjust hardships you have been exposed to. It’s time for the Corps to resign their commissions, disband it’s self.   There has never been any real honor in military service (the lower jihad). It reflects badly on a species that cannot use it’s own intellect to overcome the need for war. Advocates of militarism are  brain dead bastard jews in need of real sentience.

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01.28.08 Literacy

Monday, January 28th, 2008

01.28.08 Literacy

Granddaughter : GrandPa, why do Americans who think of themselves as christian, join the military when the bible tells them that killing is wrong?

GrandPa : Christians, by their own actions, have shown the world that they are intellectual simpletons, devoid of both compassion and truth. (“Chrissst changed my life.” G.W.) They, the ‘body of believers in christ jesus,’ join the armed forces because they were spoon fed with breast milk from Judaism’s old and new testaments. Their pabulum has allowed them to become what they have eaten, their scripture has enabled them to become ‘new and improved’ bastard jews. Their zionism became lord and they became neocons, inevitably hating the freedom that belongs to all people including the folk and things that are red, white and blue. They, those who think themselves in christ jesus, become pretenders, whores of denominationalism, who spew their lies and deceit in the name of righteousness and grace. They have never known either and have been caught in a trap, like a cigar in an oval or adjacent office.

Granddaughter : Is there a way out of the trap that ‘slick Dick’s team built?

GrandPa : When America fully surrenders to intellectual honesty, there will no longer be a need to make it’s children believe that Satan is real. When there is no belief in Satan, there can be no need for “Hell’s Bottom.” It’s called diplomacy, perhaps best seen as kryptonite to the military industrial complex, and our own Pentagon’s desire for global imperialism. The notion of ‘no religion’ (in or out of government) does not by it’s self generate peace. It simply changes the paradigm by allowing productive action in the right direction instead of the one we are on now!

Free Palestine!
(Lance the boil at hell’s bottom and the ‘freeloaders’ will disappear!)

gaia’s fool,
……………elford,

02.07.08 — Begins the  ‘Assault on Heaven’s Gate’ (in court, lol). Who will be included in the cast of players from the bitch slap club? We only need one.

Need a different view? Giving ten percent to any church that claims to know Jesus is God, in America, is the same as burning an American flag!

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Courtesy of Pandorr’s triangle, http://stonesareforidiots.org, http://eyeofpeace.org/, http://singularitylove.org/

01.24.08 “Mahvelous”

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

01.24.08 “Mahvelous”

(“We Believe Some Things, part iii, ..01.25.08)

Focus founder VJ Dobson has announced that two kindred spirits Senators, one from Oklahoma (Inhofe “Global warming is a hoax.”) and the other from Kansas, (Brokeback, et al.) have announced they will cosponsor legislation enabling the practice of masturbation to be punishable as a capital offense. It is the natural flow of a primitive logic that demands the fetus and all it’s contributors be brought under the Constitutional protection of Uncle Sam’s ‘life and liberty and justice for all.’ (What’s that? Hiccups can cause miscarriage? Amend the legislation to ban hiccups, punishable by death. “Death to the infidels!” ‘VJ’ Dobson )

Granddaughter : But what about wets dreams? GrandPa, I’ve heard that ejaculation can happen while sleeping. Will they be guilty of ‘doing’ what nature says must happen naturally if normal sexual activity is hindered?
GrandPa : It’s a slippery slope dear.Perhaps allowing them to remove their testicles at birth instead of the foreskin, would solve our global dementia .  Perhaps we should demand it.